teh intarweb 

The number one place to find pornography, hentai, message-boards that you can ruin or disrupt, free-to-add-definition dictionary websites that you can annoy, Invader Zim fan sites and me.

i r yoosing teh intarweb n u hav no frendz LOLZORS u r da suk haed.//!1

teh intarweb by Bastardized Bottomburp September 6, 2003

teh intarweb 

The internet, the world wide web, pron.

ohnoes teh hackars are on teh intarweb.

teh intarweb by Ian0r June 11, 2003

Teh Interwebz 

Colloquial form of the Internet, sometimes encountered in group chat spaces.

ftw n00b! you breakin my flowage chattin on teh interwebz! foad!

Teh Interwebz by Morden June 17, 2008

teh interwebz 

the internet; often used in conversations that denigrate the quality or reliability of information that can be found on any given subject through the use of search engines.

"I read on Wikipedia that dude died last year, but there he is on that live talk show. WTF?"
"Oh yeah, you read it on teh interwebz so it must be true, right? </sarcasm>"

teh interwebz by bedazzlecat April 20, 2010

Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1! 

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.

Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1! by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010

Teh Interwebz 

Colloquial term for the Internet, used by teenagers who can type 1337 but can’t spell “the.”

FTW! N00b! You is breakin’ my flowage chattin on Teh Interwebz, innit? FOAD!

Teh Interwebz by J. D. Morden June 16, 2008

DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ

A noobish sentence which meaning is ''There are no girls on the internet''. When a person uses this sentence, he is using an excuse to tell you can't do a certain thing to girls, that the girl he is pointing is a man in disguise, or that he or she is lying.

e.x. 1

Person 1: Can't you stalk any of the other girls?
Person 2: What other girls do you mean?
Person 1: her
person 3: ....
Person 4: LIES AND SLANDER

DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ

e.x. 2

Person 1: I wanna date this girl on the internet.
Person 2: you can't
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ!

DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ by Max M. [JET] October 10, 2008