The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion
"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
by MBent January 7, 2013
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Weight in grams, 1/16th of a narcotic (usually methamphetamine)
Glen: "Hey girl, can you float me a Teener for a few days until my check comes in?"
Carol: "You still owe for the other two"
Glen: "Damn, girl, I said I'd get you back. I got that big check coming in."
Carol: "Right."
by Honor Nees May 30, 2018
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A teener is half an 8 ball or 1.75g. Refers to ecstasy, cocaine, meth usually, or anything sold in powder form.
Candyman only had a teener of them shards of ecstasy left, but I snatched it up before he ran out.

Me and my girl got a teenerof molly for the rave tomorrow.
by Funkonaut June 28, 2019
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A teener is half of an eighth, commonly referring to drugs. Meaning a "teener" is 1.75 grams.
May as well get a teener of gear from ***** and get more for our money. Better than paying a hundred quid locally and coming home with half the amount.
by Harribooo December 19, 2020
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A girl who is underage or her age is questionable.
Bro please tell me you didn't bang that girl? I'm pretty sure she's a Teener.
by DHKSU February 25, 2015
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To Teenerize is to sexually terrorize a teenager

to teach a teenager about sex and its all too much for them

they feel for a period of time terrorized but appreciative of the experience
man got teenerized last night by some buff chick
by The Don 1 February 24, 2008
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when you get a chick dressed like a teenage mutant Ninja turtle to take a shit on ur balls while you jerk off to the back street boys"the right stuff"
Dan would often get STFO and give himself a teener
by Spinnifer May 30, 2019
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