Teeds

A person who drags their teeth on a man's penis while performing fellatio (blowjob).

Man, that girl last night was a real teeds.

by Chachi69 March 11, 2009

Teeds

A sex goddess, who is good at everything, all the boys want her and all the girls want to BE her! she is the envy of all humans, she has wikid dark eyes, be careful

Shit TEEDS IS FUCKIN HOT!

by Alexa Fierce March 11, 2009

teed

F'ing stupid, retarded

Damn, shes acting hella TEED !

by SMURF<3 December 24, 2007

teed

From the action verb Tee Off. What it has come to represent is a haberdasher's excuse to tying one on. When one is teed, they can't "hit one straight" and tend to slice off to the right of smashed.

Matt Garvey is teed... we can understand what he is saying.

by cheeba April 9, 2005

Teed

1) A tedious person
2) One that makes annoying, pointless and unfunny comments

"Why is it that you never see white dog poo anymore?"
"Why are you such a TEED?"

by Norts February 5, 2008

Teed

A small kitten's vagina.

I'd love to put my scrote all over some gnarly teed.

by Nay Nay September 15, 2006

Teed

1) A tedious person
2) One that makes annoying, pointless and unfunny comments

"Why is it that you never see white dog poo anymore?"
"I don't know. Why is it that you are such a TEED?"

by Norts February 6, 2008