Techest

The highest tech version of anything.

This Japanese toilet is the techest toilet I've ever used.

Techest by Macdeal June 2, 2016

TECHSTEP 

One of several styles of drum n bass. Also known as Dark or Deep. These sounds are are hard hitting mechanical drum sounds combined with evil futuristic beats. This style started in 1996 in London by artists such as Ed Rush & Optical,
Decoder,Future Cut, Tech Itch to name a few. Virusrecs and Renegade Hardware are the most signifigant labels of the genre.

"Man! "Ed Rush & Optical were spinning some evil ass TECHSTEP beats at the Concrete Jungle!"

TECHSTEP by Jenny'sUncleSteven. March 17, 2005

techster 

A hipster with a penchant for technology; technophiles with a sense of style.

"The guy wearing skinny jeans, a cardigan and a buffalo check shirt is a blogger for Gizmodo? Wow, he's such a techster."

techster by Ahnser February 23, 2008

Techette 

A female computer technician.

Guy 1: Did you see that techette that fixed my computer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot.

"We need a techette over here.. this computer sucks.

Techette by Tech Guy 37 September 24, 2011

bigalow teachest 

an intimate move during sex where the man places his penis in between a girls breasts and ejaculates, he then feeds her the ejaculate by dipping his balls in the ejaculate and putting them in her mouth and letting them sit like a tea bag.

I totally pulled off a bigalow teachest with that broad and she was diggin' it.

bigalow teachest by REAAAZY July 20, 2007

techsturbation

A typical spherical orientation of dudes in a ceremony of self glorification while observing the moods and expressions of technoism.

While Stan and associates endudlged in pounding harmoies of hard bass techsturbation overcame their ability of self control.

techsturbation by Technoguru March 19, 2022

techastrophe 

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology

Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!

techastrophe by jwiebers January 16, 2011