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A sexual maneuver.
First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.
First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.
by The Shwastitute August 8, 2013
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At the time of the sound, every person must stop what they are doing and drink a cup of tea.
At the time of the sound, every person must stop what they are doing and drink a cup of tea.
by Josher109 February 5, 2023
Get the Tea Time Alarm mug.Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."
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Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."
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Get the tea time mug.A sexual manuver in which the male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female and moves it in a circular motion as if stirring a hot cup of tea. One finishes the procedure by pulling the penis out of the vagina and taps it on the surface of it as if knocking excess tea from the spoon. If timed correctly, this tapping will cause the male to skeet onto the woman.
Megan really likes the tea time. Especially if you can skeet on her afterwards.
Timmy was never the same after Mrs. Nesbit invited him over for tea time.
Timmy was never the same after Mrs. Nesbit invited him over for tea time.
by Pimpers August 7, 2007
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