an insecure, bitchy, indecisive, selfish, snitchy, penis sucking, sadistic flesh bag of not even a person but a fuckingtea leaf that gets stuck in your throat
Person 1: Man Sarah is such a tea leaf!
Person 2: Ik right lol
She is amazing! Tea is the best girl you will meet. She usually is dubbed master by boys, and she enjoys being loved by everyone. If you ever see Tea, hug her and call her a godess.
Oh my gosh! I just spoke to TeaLeaf!
Dude you are so fricking lucky!!