tea bagger

Someone who rests their testicles on another person face, while they are asleep/passed out.

I tea-bagged melissa when she was drunk!

by Alex April 22, 2004

tea bagger

guy dipping his balls into a girls mouth, slowly going up and down just like a tea bagg

i do it to my gf all the time, oh wow really? corey is a noob kay so coreys a tea bagger

by jaiz0r October 04, 2005

tea bagger

when a guy drops his balls into a girls mouth while she is awake

dipping ones balls into your girls mouth like a tea bag into a mug

by stephanie February 26, 2005

tea bagger

1. A sex act.

2. A phrase Fox News picked to promote a series of "Boston Tea Party" reenactment protests against the Obama administration on Tax Freedom Day, apparently unaware of the meaning of the phrase (see above.)

Fox news watcher: are you going to the tea bagger party?

Me: what are you, some kinda perv?

by Monkey Owner April 15, 2009

tea bagger

An online game player that squats his character on another game player's character after killing them. This action is done to simulate resting their testicles on the other person's face and to let them know that they've been owned.

Well, let's just say you're a sniper in an online game, and you shoot me. Then I think to myself as I am respawning "I'm going to go find this guy". Then when I do, I use a knife to kill you. And after you die you can still see me on your screen by your character's body, I then squat down on your dead body. This is to let you know that I got you back and to rub it in your face a little. Tea Baggers Biotch!

by xTBx Scout December 14, 2006

tea bagger

A derogatory term used by libtards and Obots to describe conservatives that are tired of paying higher taxes to subsidize people who are too lazy to pay their own way.

Bill Clinton, who would know, used the term "tea bagger" to disparage conservatives who are tired of supporting deadbeats.

by Tommie Paine November 11, 2009

tea bagger

Uneducated, uninformed, mentally challenged, political conservative who believes we should "go back to the teachings of the USS constitution" where women, people of color, and non-land owning peasants cannot vote. Many of same can't read the US constitution, have no intellectual inquisitiveness, and attempt to cover their wanton ignorance with tough/physical posturing to purvey that since they can't make a cogent argument; they will resort to beating their intellectual superiors. Unfortunately for them, boasting of brawn further betrays their misguided and simpleton views.

After a revival meeting of the ignorant; with a sly grin, Elmer the tea bagger, wiped his chin.

by jaaxxn March 26, 2011