tea party

The kind of ineffectual corporate meeting that reminds me of how my kindergarten girl friends would get together with thier fake tea pot and cups. Drink fake tea. Pretend to be grown-ups. Give each other fake complements. And tell fake stories.

Jeff - Hey Bill, did you notice that Michael has set up another one of his tea parties for next Wednesday to talk about improving the deployment process?

Kristine - Jeff, do you want to meet for lunch with us at Quiznos? We're going to meet there at 11:30.

Jeff - No, I can't. That weenie Michael set up another tea party for 11:30 to noon.

by Catjuice March 24, 2006

tea party

weed smokeout. Associated terms include "tea kettle" for bong, "tea leaves" for weed, and "brewing" for smoking.

"shit son, let's have a tea party"
"don't bogart that tea"
"Son, what did you do today? I went to a tea party and was brewing some tea leaves with my friends"

by Juan Campos April 29, 2008

tea party

when a group of people get together to gossip or talk about drama

Who invited you to the tea party?

by madyson4 February 1, 2022

tea party

The act of two men taking a piss in the same urinal. Usually the streams cross in the process.

O crap, my pants are wet, I just had a tea party and steven seagal missed and tagged me.

by Danny Fields January 14, 2006

tea party

when a large group of people spill the tea

we’re gonna have a huge tea party tonight

by kevinthelegINd March 18, 2019

tea party

the act of rubbing your dick on a girls pussy during foreplay

To get wet, she had a tea party with my dick

by kfederale September 16, 2007

tea party

Code word for sexual encounters while young children are present.

Hey Jessie, will you watch the chitlins so I can have a tea party with yasir?

by angelbrat June 23, 2007