TCFW: This Calls for Wikipedia. Used when a questionable statement must be verified, or when a hard question needs to be answered. Often used to end an argument.
"Dude, I'm telling you, 57 is for the 57 varieties that Heinz offers."
"That's bull, all they have is ketchup and mustard."
"That's it, TCFW."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'