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TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome 

the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.
Bob:"Hey Todd, how's it going"

Todd: "Not so good, I have a huge presentation today and I have a serious case of TBS,I'm so nervous."

Bob: "Ya you are walking pretty funny right now, but your ass needs space boots, cause it's out of this world."

Bob: "Wait, what's TBS?"

Todd: TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome.

Bob: "Oh ya, that happens to me all the time, actually it's happening right now, give it a feel.

Tight Booty Syndrome (TBS) 

LeBron got Tight Booty Syndrome (TBS) when the game was on the line, Very Funny!

tiny bitch syndrome (TBS) 

It's a major problem across the world, or is proven that the shorter a female is the more vindictive manipulating and Bitchey she is .
Mom walks in the room (short) girl screams gets out then later gets mom to get her what ever she wants then complains after. TBS example or tiny bitch syndrome (TBS)

Toxic Balls Syndrom (TBS) 

When your balls are stinky/toxic/poisonous. The signs are: your balls turn a faint orange color, you urinate pools of toxic waste, you notice a slight change in temperature, it burns your eyes when you look at them, you cough like a baboon, and you may have strange cravings(like pickles and ice cream). You can get this from eating grapefruit.
He had Toxic Balls Syndrom (TBS) so bad, it burnt my eyes, so I had to stop giving him a blow job. /:
tb's stands for teenyboppers they are people that are stuck up and they act all up themselves there like sluts but not exactly.
look at thoser Tb's over there she thinks she is all that
Tb's by Lillyuuuuj May 14, 2012

TBSS NMP 

Too bad so sad, not my problem

*commonly used to show that you just don't give a fuck
Girl 1: omg...he just dumped me
Girl 2: uhhh tbss nmp. i dont rele care....
TBSS NMP by lizbrez March 22, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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