Tatty Water 

(N) The non-seminal fluid which accompanies semen during ejaculation. Men who have undergone a vasectomy on ejaculation only produce this fluid on its own.

Grandpa: I remember when I was young and my spunk used to be like shooting wax darts, but then the wife made me have a vasectomy and now it's just fuckin tatty water.

Tatty Water by WildBeast88 November 9, 2010

tatty water 

Any five figer shuffler will know.

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

tatty water by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tatty water 

A common name for prebuscent ejaculate, before the testies have begun to preduce sperm.

what do you mean shag her, you're only shooting tatty water!

tatty water by mellowman April 16, 2008

tatty water 

man juice

i sprayed my tatty water on my bitch

tatty water by doc_love80 October 4, 2003

titty water 

When something is less then desirable, or just straight up ass.

This drink taste like titty water.

titty water by Palmtree15 May 25, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019