tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.

A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!

tapered shit by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit 

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Double-Tapered Shit 

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

Double-Tapered Shit by KC Fan January 14, 2009