Holly Jolly Tamale

The same thing as a hot tamale (When a guy shits in a sock, and smacks someone with it.)
, but when done with a Christmas stocking.

Eric: "Hey, Jason! You gonna give Carl a hot tamale tonight?"
Jason: "Of course. But since it's the holidays and all, we use a Christmas stocking and call it a Holly Jolly Tamale!"
Eric: "That's hot!"

by Vashtidog December 16, 2010

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Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon

A manly contest for 3 or more where the participants strip naked, {manually arouse} themselves, lubricate their {erect penises} with hot sauce,and playfully {poke} as many other participants as possible in the {anus}, all the while guarding against getting {poked} themselves and maintaining an {erection}. This activity often results in the dreaded condition known as the {Rim of Hades}.

Last night me and my {crew} got {shit-faced} and some fool suggested we have a Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon. Judging by how my {asshole} felt this morning when I {took a dump}, I was obviously the loser.

by Balls O'rork July 13, 2010

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Big Tamale

What the crazy scientist calls a space ship.

Big Tamale is used in Independence Day, a crappy film from the 90s or something, to describe a spaceship.

"Guess you wanna see the Big Tamale."

by Big Tamale March 30, 2018

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tamales make my bottom burble

best line in Rocko's Modern Life history.

Duck: Tamales make my bottom burble!

by DaChazman September 1, 2004

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Tamale Pie-o

a one dish meal originated by Bill for kayak trips to Gwaii Haanas. Everybody loves this dish. Six layers of goodness: polenta, black bean, spiced pork, corn, cheese, salsa. yipee kai yai yah!!!

tamale pie-o is a delicious one pan camp dinner

by Kayak Bill August 24, 2008

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