Talbott

Usually a ginger. Doesn't know how to speak their mind or share their feelings. Is usually intelligent, good looking and good at sports. Is socially awkward when it comes to talking to girls. A pro at making excuses and beating around the bush. Tries to make everything as difficult as possible so it becomes impossible. Can't seem to get over their ex's. Only likes ratchet girls.

Guy 1: "See that ginger over there?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's definitely a Talbott"

Girl 1: "He keeps making up excuses not to hang out with me"
Girl 2: "Don't waste your time, he's such a Talbott"

by SpeaksTheTruth July 22, 2012

strobe talbott

a strobe talbott is a joint smoked on a golf course, during regulation play.

Golfer 1: Dude, you're OB. That's a one stroke penalty. You can't hit shit today.

Golfer 2: Yeah - but watch me hit this Strobe Talbott.

by Nelson Strobridge Talbott III April 26, 2008

Gary Talbott

A teenager who still believes that s/he is 6 years old. They usually still play with action figures and play Pokemon.

I used to be such a Gary Talbott but then I disovered masturbation and Facebook.

by Ben Vester March 11, 2009

Talcott

Spelled with only one l, usually relating to TJ. Cool, SUPER manly, muscular, TJ-ey, loved by reading teachers everywhere, likes to shimmy, makes "nom nom nom" noises randomly, drinks old Mountain Dew, kinky, crazy, funny, and awesome.

Did you see how much Talcott drank last night?! That kid was crazy!

by HolaKitty May 17, 2008

Connie Talbot

Connie Talbot it an amazingly talented 7 year old sweet girl. She sings. I'm not allowed to put link but go to google and search "Connie Talbot I will always love you" and watch her sing. She is amazing. So Cute!

Connie Talbot is so cute and an amazing singer!

by MacLover808 June 26, 2009

Talbot's Point

A conservation land located in Sandwich, MA. It's a wooded area in the middle of a town, so pretty much nothing good happens here. There used to be a shed in Talbots that everyone smoked at, but that got destroyed by some dickhead.

Guy 1: Let's head over to Talbot's Point and smoke an L.

Guy 2: Didn't you here? The Shed got torn down.

Guy 1: It's the fucking woods, there's other places we can go.

Guy 2: Ok lets go make some bad decisions in the woods.

by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

stinky talbots

To have sex with a girl and before she wakes up in the morning you take a shit in her shoes.

"Hey dude, I gave that girl the stinky talbots last night!"

by Richard Hasherpes May 18, 2006