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Usually a ginger. Doesn't know how to speak their mind or share their feelings. Is usually intelligent, good looking and good at sports. Is socially awkward when it comes to talking to girls. A pro at making excuses and beating around the bush. Tries to make everything as difficult as possible so it becomes impossible. Can't seem to get over their ex's. Only likes ratchet girls.
Guy 1: "See that ginger over there?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's definitely a Talbott"

Girl 1: "He keeps making up excuses not to hang out with me"
Girl 2: "Don't waste your time, he's such a Talbott"
Talbott by SpeaksTheTruth July 22, 2012
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strobe talbott 

a strobe talbott is a joint smoked on a golf course, during regulation play.
Golfer 1: Dude, you're OB. That's a one stroke penalty. You can't hit shit today.

Golfer 2: Yeah - but watch me hit this Strobe Talbott.

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Gary Talbott 

A teenager who still believes that s/he is 6 years old. They usually still play with action figures and play Pokemon.
I used to be such a Gary Talbott but then I disovered masturbation and Facebook.
Gary Talbott by Ben Vester March 11, 2009
Spelled with only one l, usually relating to TJ. Cool, SUPER manly, muscular, TJ-ey, loved by reading teachers everywhere, likes to shimmy, makes "nom nom nom" noises randomly, drinks old Mountain Dew, kinky, crazy, funny, and awesome.
Did you see how much Talcott drank last night?! That kid was crazy!
Talcott by HolaKitty May 17, 2008

Connie Talbot 

Connie Talbot it an amazingly talented 7 year old sweet girl. She sings. I'm not allowed to put link but go to google and search "Connie Talbot I will always love you" and watch her sing. She is amazing. So Cute!
Connie Talbot is so cute and an amazing singer!
Connie Talbot by MacLover808 June 26, 2009

Talbot's Point

A conservation land located in Sandwich, MA. It's a wooded area in the middle of a town, so pretty much nothing good happens here. There used to be a shed in Talbots that everyone smoked at, but that got destroyed by some dickhead.
Guy 1: Let's head over to Talbot's Point and smoke an L.

Guy 2: Didn't you here? The Shed got torn down.

Guy 1: It's the fucking woods, there's other places we can go.

Guy 2: Ok lets go make some bad decisions in the woods.
Talbot's Point by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

stinky talbots

To have sex with a girl and before she wakes up in the morning you take a shit in her shoes.
"Hey dude, I gave that girl the stinky talbots last night!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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