Taking the dog for a walk

A person, getting out their penis, and normally proceeding to engage in a sexual act or masturbation.
Commonly given as an excuse to leave and masturbate.

Oh, Jeff is taking the dog for a walk tomorrow with Oliver
I'll be back in 5 minutes, just taking the dog for a walk

by Mayonnaise gurgler March 10, 2017

takin the dog for a walk

a term used for masterbation, wackin it, jerkin off ect.

Hey mom im guna go take the dog for a walk ill be back in a lillte bit.

by mike johnson March 10, 2005