taint butter 

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum

I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter

taint butter by taaaaaaaaa September 9, 2016

taint butter 

a yeasty infection that leaked upon the taint. It is then swirled around and spread on toast.

I made some taint butter last night, we dined well.

taint butter by Nsync June 13, 2008

Taint Butter 

The residue that appears on ones taint after a period of no showering

Hey Jose, I haven't showered in a while i'm starting to get taint butter.

Taint Butter by Bobbetr January 24, 2017

vietnamese taint butter

a term coined by john mayer on his twitter page. The term vietnamese taint butter goes back to the Vietnam war. US soldiers would attempt to extract a rare butter found exclusively in the taints of their vietnamese prisoners of war. The taint butter is extremely rare, it has been said that the lack of taint butter led to the military failures in Vietnam. As it turns out, vietnamese taint butter is a delicious spread for bagels and toast.

Guy 1: sup bro? do we have any cream cheese?
Guy 2: nah broseph. but we do have vietnamese taint butter.
Guy 1: nice! that's what I really wanted

vietnamese taint butter by twitter informer September 2, 2009