Tagic 

When life is so bad you can't even spell how bad it really is.

Tagic - Tragic for R Tards

"my like is sooo tagic"

Tagic by Themanthatmadetadic November 11, 2019

TGIC 

An acronym meaning “Thank God I’m Canadian!”. It is usually used amongst Canadians after the United States does something batshit crazy. Often followed by a fist bump.

Gary and Rajesh were walking down the street. After hearing who was elected president of the united states they looked at each other and said “TGIC”. They then gave a subtle fist bump and kept walking. They had been tempted to give a high 5 but a fist bump was much more hygienic.

TGIC by Summer of Chris August 22, 2019

Tragicrafting 

The uncontrollable urge to make "tribute" merchandise and put it on your Etsy store before the body gets cold.

"After Whitney Houston's death, I rushed to my color printer so that I could begin tragicrafting with some brand new and unique 'Whitney in Our Hearts' mugs."

Tragicrafting by WheresTheFudge May 22, 2012

Tagectomy 

The process of removing the tags from items one has purchased, such as clothes, stuffed animalas, furniture.

I should have given this dress a tagectomy before I decided to wear it, this tag is driving me crazy!

My girlfriend Laura gives all of her new clothes a tagectomy and then sews in a new tag with a smaller size!

Tagectomy by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009

tragicomical 

A form of political stupidity that produces such absurdly tragic consequences it evokes hysterical laughter in the masses.

The new Healthcare law is so tragicomical, I don't know whether to kill myself now or wait and let them do it for me.

tragicomical by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough July 5, 2010

Tragicrafting 

the act of slapping together some commemorative bullshit and putting it up for sale before the body gets cold. After all, it’s only by making money that the healing can begin.

When Whitney Houston and Davey Jones died, there was a lot of tragicrafting items for sale on Etsy.com.

Tragicrafting by G01851 May 28, 2012

Tragician 

A person who makes tragic situations magically appear out of nowhere.

Randy was a real tragician who could turn anything fun into a sad, miserable situation.

Tragician by von groovy May 14, 2019