Tactial 

Anything that is black, rubberized, adorned with scopes, flashlights, fiber-optic sights, and completely useless for any actual tactical work. In other words, poseur-tactical.

Origin: The people at tacticalbodyguardservices dot com (they couldn't spell their own name correctly and spelled it as Tactial Bodygaurd Services)

He's got all sorts of tactial gear. Look, he has an m4 with 20lbs of extras hung onto it and a vest with a bunch of pockets and stuff.

Tactial by susanin January 18, 2012

tastual 

A portmanteau of tasty and sexual. Something that is so delicious, you can't really describe it.

These red hot gummy bears are tastual.

tastual by Tee-Racy April 1, 2007

Tactalneck 

A tactical turtleneck. Any turtleneck used by a spy or in a cover operation can be considered a tactalneck.

Term origins from FX television comedy "Archer".

"All agents, stand by. Prepare to initiate-"
"Call off the operation! I forgot my tactalneck!"

Tactalneck by Tactical Turtleneck March 7, 2010

tastualize 

To tastualize something is to try and think about what something would taste like. The tasting equvialent to visualize.

Person 1: "Do you think I should put mayo on my collard greens?"
Person 2: "I dunno I can't really tastualize that"
Eavesdropping Bystander: "Who the fuck eats collard greens?!"

tastualize by hotrocks September 27, 2008

tastual 

Something that is intended to be tasteful but utterly fails, and is instead tacky.

A white-trash version of ghetto fabulous

Your collector plates are very tastual.

tastual by j daggar January 24, 2004