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A particularly useless IRC bot or other poor attempt at artificial intelligence.
<Beta> holydrones: you are taking this pretty hard
<holydrones> Beta: Who you are you so hard your spleen will fly out of this.
<spite> holydrones: It's not his fault
<holydrones> spite: I have listened. I have not understood your insane ramblings, bit i have listened.
I have not understood your insane ramblings, bit i have listened. I have not understood your insane ramblings, bit i have listened
<spite> holydrones: Insult me, fine.
<holydrones> spite: Do you want to kill me, get me out of me.
<spite> holydrones: Sometimes I do. But I'm better than you. I won't resort to violence
<holydrones> spite: Violence cock is a cocksmith, that's what i have a better rack then her.
<spite> holydrones: I don't care about your rack. It doesn't make a difference
<holydrones> spite: You make a difference.
<spite> holydrones: thank you, but you can't win me over with flattery now
<holydrones> spite: Now it is all over you.
<spite> holydrones: Yes it's all over.. ..
<holydrones> spite: When it's my cock is all over you.
tacobot by gray_fox August 11, 2004
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tacobitch 

An average Twitch streamer and a former hand model but you wouldn't know because Taco likes to stay anonymous. He gets many Egirl requests but declines all of them due to his love for irl females. Considered kind, loving and wealthy amongst his peers but females don't see his true inner beauty and only want him for his wealth and perfect hands.
Bob: Did you watch Tacobitch's latest stream? It was poggers !!!
James: No, but I heard he has amazing hands and could have gone pro in the Hand Model community but choose to pursue streaming instead.
tacobitch by tacofan#1 January 1, 2020

tacobate 

The animation of using a taco shell to assist in the action of jacking off
Guy 1: huh it hurts.
Guy 2: "knock" "knock" Dude do you need a taco, so you can Tacobate?
Guy 1: yeah I think it will also help catch my jizz.
tacobate by Jackoffboy37 March 4, 2014

Tacopotomus 

It was whispered about in the halls of the ancient aztecs. In hushed reverent tones they spoke of the great council that the Tacopotomus would some day appoint. According to legend, the great Tacopotomus only appears at the coming of the starving moon; once in your lifetime, you may find yourself lucky enough to witness the great Tacopotomus. The Tacopotomus is what he needs to be. He comes as he exists and exists as he comes.
All hail the Tacopotomus
Tacopotomus by Tacopotomus September 12, 2015

tacobation

The act of enjoying a fat sack of tacos all by yourself.
"Yo, is John gonna make it tonight?"

"Yeah, he said he'd hit the beer store after some serious tacobation."
tacobation by TheJohnykat July 14, 2014

tacomotions 

The state of being full of tacos. Inversely, it can also describe the deep need for taco fullness.

The act of describing taco fullness levels; tacomoting
"I just couldn't help being overcome with a wave of tacomotions as I swallowed the last bite of my crunchwrap supreme"
tacomotions by m000n July 8, 2015

tacotote 

Un taco chingononmetrico que te tardas tansiquiera 3 semanas pa tragar!
Jose: cunatos tacos te dieron?
Edgar: nomas un tacotote enormer ala vergisima putisima.
tacotote by Luis El Vergon September 27, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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