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A particularly useless IRC bot or other poor attempt at artificial intelligence.
<Beta> holydrones: you are taking this pretty hard
<holydrones> Beta: Who you are you so hard your spleen will fly out of this.
<spite> holydrones: It's not his fault
<holydrones> spite: I have listened. I have not understood your insane ramblings, bit i have listened.
I have not understood your insane ramblings, bit i have listened. I have not understood your insane ramblings, bit i have listened
<spite> holydrones: Insult me, fine.
<holydrones> spite: Do you want to kill me, get me out of me.
<spite> holydrones: Sometimes I do. But I'm better than you. I won't resort to violence
<holydrones> spite: Violence cock is a cocksmith, that's what i have a better rack then her.
<spite> holydrones: I don't care about your rack. It doesn't make a difference
<holydrones> spite: You make a difference.
<spite> holydrones: thank you, but you can't win me over with flattery now
<holydrones> spite: Now it is all over you.
<spite> holydrones: Yes it's all over.. ..
<holydrones> spite: When it's my cock is all over you.
tacobot by gray_fox August 11, 2004
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tacobitch 

An average Twitch streamer and a former hand model but you wouldn't know because Taco likes to stay anonymous. He gets many Egirl requests but declines all of them due to his love for irl females. Considered kind, loving and wealthy amongst his peers but females don't see his true inner beauty and only want him for his wealth and perfect hands.
Bob: Did you watch Tacobitch's latest stream? It was poggers !!!
James: No, but I heard he has amazing hands and could have gone pro in the Hand Model community but choose to pursue streaming instead.
tacobitch by tacofan#1 January 1, 2020

tacobate 

The animation of using a taco shell to assist in the action of jacking off
Guy 1: huh it hurts.
Guy 2: "knock" "knock" Dude do you need a taco, so you can Tacobate?
Guy 1: yeah I think it will also help catch my jizz.
tacobate by Jackoffboy37 March 4, 2014

Tacopotomus 

It was whispered about in the halls of the ancient aztecs. In hushed reverent tones they spoke of the great council that the Tacopotomus would some day appoint. According to legend, the great Tacopotomus only appears at the coming of the starving moon; once in your lifetime, you may find yourself lucky enough to witness the great Tacopotomus. The Tacopotomus is what he needs to be. He comes as he exists and exists as he comes.
All hail the Tacopotomus
Tacopotomus by Tacopotomus September 12, 2015

tacobation

The act of enjoying a fat sack of tacos all by yourself.
"Yo, is John gonna make it tonight?"

"Yeah, he said he'd hit the beer store after some serious tacobation."
tacobation by TheJohnykat July 14, 2014

tacomotions 

The state of being full of tacos. Inversely, it can also describe the deep need for taco fullness.

The act of describing taco fullness levels; tacomoting
"I just couldn't help being overcome with a wave of tacomotions as I swallowed the last bite of my crunchwrap supreme"
tacomotions by m000n July 8, 2015

tacotote 

Un taco chingononmetrico que te tardas tansiquiera 3 semanas pa tragar!
Jose: cunatos tacos te dieron?
Edgar: nomas un tacotote enormer ala vergisima putisima.
tacotote by Luis El Vergon September 27, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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