Taco Johns 

A Mexican (or more specifically, Tex-Mex) fast-food restaurant located primarily in the Midwest region of the country.

Stupid people may claim that Taco Bell is "better" than Taco Johns, but they are horribly mistaken. Taco Johns is highly superior, due in large part to their divine Potato Oles and the Six Pack and a Pound.

"Hey man, where do you want to go to eat?"
"Taco Johns."
"Good idea!"

"Uhhh dude... I've got violent diarrhea from the massive amount of Taco Johns i consumed last night."
"Yeah, it'll do that to you..."

Taco Johns by Lenny Gregslovski January 22, 2008

taco johns 

for those of you who dont know what taco johns is, take a papa johns pizza, cover with lettuce cheese and ground beef, fold, and enjoy.

-Adult Swim

Dear adult swim,
which is better?
taco bell?
or taco johns?

taco johns by fryloc July 15, 2004

taco johns 

The type of shit you take after eating Mexican food.

Andrew: Hey, want to go get some Taco Bell?

Kelton: Not tonight, I don't want to get the taco johns.

taco johns by Khutar October 8, 2008

Taco John 

When a men rests his erect penis in the crack of a lover (male or female) and him or her takes a shit causing it to smear around the penis and butt cheeks resembling the taco meat in a taco.

Nasty Hasty and Dirty Sanchez ritually do the Taco John every night before going to bed

Taco John by Uncle February 24, 2005

john taco

the ww2 veteran who invented tacos on the uss texas

dude 1:mmmn who invented these tacos
dude 2: john taco

john taco by the wenis February 20, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020