When you buy a burrito or any other wrapped type food item and the insides are not mixed up. For example when you buy a bean burrito and the first bite is all tortilla, the second is mostly cheese, and then you finally get some beans with the third. You have been officially been Taco Belled when you find this completely ok.
Man that burrito was good but good thing I've already been Taco Belled because those insides were not even remotely mixed together.
Having horrifically awful gas, farts that can killsmall animals, leaving skid marks that are unwashable, clearing out a room for weeks, permanently stinking up the bed, great way to get your girlfriend to leave
When you end up having an accident like banging your head on a window sill while you’re looking for a vape. Too busy distracted by your conscience being read and hearing a monologue you didn’t want to hear because you don’t know how to turn it off
Mind-read: *bangs head on window sill* “Fucks sake, this is getting dangerous. I’m gunna have a lump on my head now. You just Taco-Belled me”
Mind-reader - You don’t need to worry about it, don’t even think about it. People are coming to help you, all you have to do is keep it secret. You haven’t done everything you said yet. Keep it going, don’t change this mindset. Absolutely impeccable.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.