tardulator

(n.) A large calculator with over sized buttons and an 8 digit display suited for retards with meaty over sized yet stubby fingers.

Judah needs a tardulator to add up his money when playing the game "cash flow".

by jables42 December 11, 2007

tabular integration

slang term, for banging that extremely hot calculus teacher on the nearest table.

i had a dream about our calculus professor last night..boy is she hot, i spring a boner every time i think about tabular integration with her.

by BIoTeCH June 10, 2005

Tardulator

A calculator with buttons so big people of diminished mental capacity can still use it, usually only performing basic functions.

“Check out the size of that calculator, you think with it being that large it would do more then just the basics”

“No man it is a tardulator, that is all they do”

by J. Benjamin December 3, 2007

Tablature

The coolest way to read and write music, numbers and fingers.
Gotta love it!

Write music with tablature or numbers for fingers rather than notes.

by G Roseland September 30, 2007

fabulator

A person that makes up lies, like a lawyer. An embellisher of untruths

Hey, is that Richard Strelitz? Yeah, listen to the bogus math-like jargon coming from his mouth..he is called the fabulator after all!

by C. "Tool" Johnson March 12, 2008

Thrabulator

Someone who is an absolute piece of shit who can't spell 'Throbulater' right.

Wow Bennett is such a Thrabulator

by Silver Crow July 25, 2016

Premature Tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.

I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!

by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011