table water
You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"
table water by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019
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table water
Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"
Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*
Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*
table water by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025
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Water Table
1. A sustainable amount of water within a unit of sediment or rock.
2. A toy young kids play with, with water in it.
3. What 1-2 year old's think the toilet is.
2. A toy young kids play with, with water in it.
3. What 1-2 year old's think the toilet is.
1. The city is looking for another water supply due to the shrinking water table.
2. The kids at the daycare love playing with the water table during playtime.
3. "Hey, where's little Johnny?"
"Oh shit, check the water table."
2. The kids at the daycare love playing with the water table during playtime.
3. "Hey, where's little Johnny?"
"Oh shit, check the water table."
Water Table by Asswip'e October 13, 2007
Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed
The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”
A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”
A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Table Max Wager
Table Max Wager by Mr Falcone November 13, 2007
Table Max Wager
A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.
Table Max Wager by Mr Falcone December 7, 2007
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