An Updated Version Of Blue Balls Commonly Associated With Lap Dances
Shortened Version Of Testicular Pain.
Kid One: Yo You Been Dating That Hottie For Awhile Now You Gettin Any Yet?
Kid Two: Nope None Straight T-pain.
Kid One: That's The Worst
by James Vandling June 20, 2007
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R&B Singer from Florida. T Pain is short for Tallahasse Pain. Hes signed to Akon's Music Label, Konvict Musik.
T Pain sings "Im in love with a Stripper".
by DetroitTom May 18, 2006
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A popular music artist. Yes, I say "popular" because he sings on subjects that are inferior enough for mainstreamers, teenyboppers and hoodrats to relate to. Obviously according to this man's music club-hopping is the center of his life, he falls in love with women with ribald job positions (i.e. stripper) and he has a weird obsession with drinks or buying people drinks.

He is NOT R&B. He is the commercial-pop version of R&B. And anyone who think he is the best or "hot" need to die. This generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.
Somebody KILL T-Pain. Please. Thank You.
by twistedbabydoll September 25, 2007
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To crash ones performance/event by jumping on stage with performer. Usually accompanied with the fact that they are in no way supposed to be on stage. Origin comes from Jay-Z remarks to Lil Mama crashing his performance at the 2009 VMA's
Jay-Z to Lil Mama after crashing the stage at the VMA's: "Oh, you T-Paining me right now?"
by Serena Williams Jr. September 17, 2009
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Verb

- The act of using auto-tune on a song.
Ron Browz is T-Painning on all his songs.
by The Pain/DJ C/EnterX June 7, 2009
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Somebody who falls in love with strippers, buys drinks for the bartender at 5:00 in the morning and seriously needs to take their ass to church!
Guy1: What ever happened to T-Pain? He used to be so big, why did his career fall off so hard?
Guy2: He was too busy falling in love with strippers and buying drinks for the bartender that he wasn't able to focus on his music career and he fell off.
Guy1: I can't believe it!
Guy2: I know right!
by Icy Wyte October 21, 2022
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Talking online through a headset when the connection is not stable. Results in a psudo-auto tuning voice effect.
Hey man, your connection sucks! You're T-Paining!
by xXRedxSlugXx August 25, 2017
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