A major spank down on your uncooperative
kid where every word muttered by the
parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the
kid (the spankee).
A Syllabatic Ass Whooping
done to the sentence "Listen to me. You
don't touch the toy at dinner."
(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)
Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank)
don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).