Sydenham 

A tiny town North of Kingston Ontario (the mostly white, and completely boring). The quaint town of Sydenham, more popularly known as “Skyd-enham” consists mainly of racists, alcoholics, hicks, and farmers; and we can’t forget the racist farmers, racist hicks, alcoholic hicks, alcoholic farmers, and the racist, alcoholic, hicks.

"You're stupid, you must be from Sydenham"
"You married your cousin? Ahh the traditional the Sydenham incest"
"Alabama? More like Sydenham"
"I live in Sydenham, of course I'm illiterate, own multiple tractors and ATVs, and add the word "baud" to the end of every sentence"
"If you like Sydenham, you'll love Verona"

Sydenham by rattatattat123 August 5, 2019

Sydenham 

Meaning manager of knowledge and a name given to those who have more than a passing resemblance to little wizards called Harry. Often used in congratulatory terms when people have aced a cross word or performed particularly impressive moves on the dance floor.

"Ask me anything, I'm a Sydenham of all"
"No that's not actually Harry - that's a Sydenham"
"That guy is amazing he so Sydenham'd that move"
"That is sooo Sydenham yo!"

Sydenham by Liz-zie G May 28, 2008

Sydenham school 

The uniform rules are mad. People be out here thinking they can make the people of SE London dress like Catholic school girls. Beef happens everyday and the school is still chatting about being "a world class place of education". Any kind of public display of happiness or community is forbidden. God help anyone who sings happy birthday in the lunch hall or a Christmas song on the last day of school. Really makes you question the point of your education. The year 7s get braver every year, year 8s are irrelivant, year 9s are jarring, year 10s are irrelivant, year 11s all want to die. If you go there you will be miserable. But never forget the wise words repeated in every single assembly, "time flies". Let's fecking hope so. (And if you go past it on the bus then yes, the L on SCHOOL is wonkey).

P 1: what school do you go to?
P 2: Sydenham school

Sydenham school by 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 December 24, 2018

Sydenham School 

"World Class School" in South London
With dead food.
Ignorant teachers.
Random memers.

Some history teachers would spend half the class making jokes directed at the students. One student in my class never took the jokes seriously or made a comeback. Eventually, the teacher called her up and lectured her about standing up for herself. The teacher ended her rant with "You've gotta be a woman. You gotta be like me."
The girl replied with: "Well which one? Do you want me to be a woman or do you want me to be like you?"

I go to Sydenham school

Sydenham School by Where is the lamb sauce August 8, 2019

Sydenham school 

The uniform rules are mad. People be out here thinking they can make the people of SE London dress like Catholic school girls. Beef happens everyday and the school is still chatting about being "a world class place of education". Any kind of public display of happiness or community is forbidden. God help anyone who sings happy birthday in the lunch hall or a Christmas song on the last day of school. Really makes you question the point of your education. The year 7s get braver every year, year 8s are irrelivant, year 9s are jarring, year 10s are irrelivant, year 11s all want to die. If you go there you will be miserable. But never forget the wise words repeated in every single assembly, "time flies". Let's fecking hope so. (And if you go past it on the bus then yes, the L on SCHOOL is wonkey).

P 1: what school do you go to?
P 2: Sydenham school

Sydenham school by 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 December 24, 2018