Bryan Detty, a person who clings on to persons of authority with such patheticness, and he's really fat.
by lreich February 3, 2005
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A homophobic individual, one who is sexually attracted to another of the same sex.
Wow! Did you see the way Joey was checking out that guy's ass? Hes a real Bag Swinger!
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A homosexual who, as a result of being sexual aroused in a public place of nudity (i.e. locker room, shower area, etc.), can't seem to keep himself from masterbating.
"Everywhere I turn in here, there's a dick swinger. I think I'll just shower at home, thank you!"
by D. Gould February 2, 2008
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The act of switching to different technology at ones will to keep up with growing technological trends.

Switching between electronics between a day and a month.

Throwing away old technology like a PC and getting a Mac then buying another PC relizing that all your friends are using a PC.
A: You get that new Alienware laptop?
B: Nah I'm fine with my Vaio, I'm not Techno Swinger

A: You think this Mac is gonna make me look like a Techno Swinger?
B: considering that you just baught a PC yeaterday? Hell yea
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A Cranism for a person who most often is right and thus quite successful in their field
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Its what you think it is, a fucking swinger party with realtives involed. Or some would say a Family reunion in West Virginia.
When You go to a Incest Swingers party theres always time for a little family bondage, My aunt used to squeeze my cheeks when I was little now when I go to the Annual Incest Swingers Party I cum in hers.
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A serial monogamist who like an ape, swings from relationship to relationship without breaking a branch.
Stacey is a real Jane Goodall Swinger. She dumped Dan as soon as she met Steve!
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