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A slang term for the sperm that comes out a man's penis when he ejaculates.
Girlfriend: Ewwwww don't get those swimmys on me.

Boyfriend: Honey its just cum
swimmys by Wordandeglishlover June 16, 2011
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Shimmysham

No, you cannot be on top, that puts me in a Shimmysham!
Shimmysham by Dictionary_Dictator January 1, 2021

rimmy swimmy 

when a man or a woman puts there mouth on the bunghole of another and swims there tonuge around in it till theres nothing left to suck out
damn, i gave blake one amazing rimmy swimmy last night, i really sucked that hole dry
rimmy swimmy by mr. rj October 23, 2013

jimmy swimmy 

when a girl is a huge slut so her pussy is loose and you get her really wet and then you put your dick into her and it is like your jimmy is swimming in a sea.
Yeah I gave that slut Moniqua the jimmy swimmy last night. That chick is loose as hell.
jimmy swimmy by JRufio March 23, 2008
A person who has an incredible talent for one thing or another - whether it be sports, music, or just a great personalty.
He's so Swimmy, look at him!
That Swimmy is so athletic, and look at how musically talented he is!
Swimmy by Hauntedsoul August 18, 2008

swimmyjulie123 

The #1 most subscribed Korean comedian on YouTube that makes funny videos. SwimmJulie123 is a young asian kid who talks about random stuff and sounds like a preppy white valleygirl in most of her videos. She often says "like" and "uhm" a lot. SwimmyJulie123 loves football, candle light dinners, and long walks on the beach.
swimmyjulie123: do i like to swim? am i on the swim team? do i like to swim in sperm?
swimmyjulie123 by KrisKKim July 31, 2009
How a person or thing feels after being in a chlorinated pool
My hair feels very swimmy today
Swimmy by CarCarSadSad June 3, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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