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First of all swimming has absolutly nothing to do with drugs. Swimming is a sport designed for people with out a life, or had a life untill they begun. Girls who swim often have pear shaped or hourglass figures, men who swim often are hot to an extremtly extreme level. Swimming is the best sport to tone your body, a 20 minute swim does as much for you as an hour run in terms of weight loss and body toning. it is also true that swimmers are the best at sex. Does that change your mind about it?
(Alarm Beeping)
Oh dang i have to go swimming now!

(at school)
walks in half an hour late, hair brush in one hand, piece of toast in the other.

(other students)
whaaa??
by auto-box June 09, 2007
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Swimming is quite possibly the most demanding sport ever. If you're not up to such rigorous, demanding activity, you might as well just cheerlead or play football. It is also the most rewarding sport ever, though, because you don't need to run or lift weights to gain muscle mass. You can swim 50 yards in about 25 seconds or less. Swimming is a sport where all of the athletes are in amazing shape, and even if they have ugly faces, they will be desired by everyone else because of their superly hot bodies.

Best sport ever.
"I'm soooo tired after my football practice. We had to do sooo many sprints." -Loser

"I had to sprint for three miles without breathing in my swimming practice, and I could keep going!" -Swimmer
by PIAAswimmer,fasho October 25, 2006
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The best sport ever.
People say it's easy, but It's not.
It is one of the hardest sports, do you know how many muscles you use?
Most swimmers hate soccer, and they say
'If swimming were any easier, It would be called soccer'

It's very hard and you have to push yourself to the max.
Meets make you exhausted for the rest of the way.
"Practice was so hard today."
"I know, those 200 flys were torture."
"Every practice is torture, why do we even swim?"
"Cause we love it!"
"Yeah, swimming amazing."
by AFeverNikkiCan'tSweatOut June 27, 2009
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A sport, often misunderstood by outsiders, which requires the most work of all sports. Swimming is a sport and requires much physical endurance and technique. Anyone who swims for a year will be just as good or better than other "swimmers," at least on a high school level. Certain college and level swimmers are certainly viable athletes, although personal experience of high school swimming clarifies its requirements of spectacular strenth.
Athelete: Do a pushup, man, since you say you're such a great athlete and all.
Swimmer: Dude! Ill
mess you up, i have more upper body strenth in my middlefinger that u do ever just because i swimming
by Billy 5631963219639123691 January 17, 2006
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The only sport where people pee without going to the restroom.
Let's have some beers and go swimming for a couple of hours. Yet none goes to the restoom.
by Adrian Skertchly May 03, 2005
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sport that sounds sexual when talking about it. usually swimmers are best at sex (duh!)
about diving: throw yourself into it!

about backstroke starts: go under, give it four or five good hard thrusts, and then extend out ouf the water as hard as you can!
by genna January 25, 2005
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