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Swimmer's trance 

(n.) A condition of daydreaming while swimming laps for competitive competition/practice. The tendency of someone to have such a condition while swimming generally reflects their vulnerability of daydreaming and can impair their memory such as not being able to recall how long of a distance they are swimming, what stroke they may be swimming and how long they may need to swim it for. This phenomenon generally occurs more frequently during a longer swim for swimmers at a swimming distance rate of x/y=1/1.5 where x, equal to one, is the average length of the swam distance per a workout or meet and where y, equal to 1.5, is the added distance in which a swimmer may have higher chances of being subject to swimmer's trance. Therefore, if the average distance swam by a swimmer was 200 meters during his/her workout or competition per each time he/she swam again in their workout then swimmer's trance would likely occur more frequently at distances of 300 meters or more. For this reason many long-distance events in a swim meet now have counters in which another person flips a sign with rotating board windows to indicate the number of laps already swum. Usually a solid red square or rectangle is used to indicate that upon reaching the next wall after this flip turn that they should stop swimming and almost eliminates the chances of swimmer's trance affecting a swimmer's time in competition.
Mike suffered from such a bad case of swimmer's trance that he couldn't lead off his lane for practice with concerns that he would forget what they were supposed to be swimming.
Swimmer's trance by Ohh Baracuda! February 15, 2007
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Swimmer's Hair 

Extremely dry and damaged hair due to continuous exposure to chlorine and extended hours in the pool. Sometimes even green because of the chlorine.
Mike had such bad swimmer's hair that it felt like hay.
Swimmer's Hair by sttdwg January 13, 2008

swimmer's itch 

Chlorine in the pool robs your skin of the vitamin E and protective oil leaving your skin really dry and itchy....the other defintion should not co-exist with the same term.
Alex Miranda prevents swimmer's itch by putting vaseline on his epidermis.
swimmer's itch by jensyao September 24, 2006

swimmer's dick 

When you leave a wet bathing soon on too long and your dick n' ballz gets all wrinkled and pickley. Results in shrinkage.
Yeah, that chick wanted to beat, but I was kind of tired and I had mad swimmer's dick.
swimmer's dick by Jackback June 11, 2006

swimmer's ass 

Swimmer's ass. A pimply rash found in and around the anal region of swimmers. Commonly found amongst the population of female swimmers due to their low tolerance for irritation in the given region.
swimmer's ass by Golf bro December 8, 2014

Swimmer’s Bod 

A swimmer’s body. Usually featuring a freakishly long torso.
Yo Brad looks like a half baked noodle out there. What a swimmer’s bod
Swimmer’s Bod by Stickycarseats December 15, 2019

Swimmer's ear 

You stick your penis into a womens ear and get ear wax on penis. Then you insert your waxy cock into her pussy using the ear wax as lube.
when micheal heard about swimmer's ear from his friend he inserted his waxy penis into tiffany's vagina. she was thrilled at how sticky her pussy was and how good it felt.