When a bunch of dumbies in your class just won't shut up and you're trying to read Hamlet (with no success) and you try to insult them while asking them to be quiet politely but they are too retarded to listen.
Daryen:*screams at class* "SHIDIOTS!!!!"
Mykala and Chloe:"Whoa Daryen calm down..."
Daryen:*takes revenge by tickling Chloe 'till she dies (almost)*
Mykala:*stares and laughs*
Chloe:"Thanks for helping!!! *sarcasm*"
Daryen:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!