swamp gas 

An idiom used mainly by politicians (and all other forms of manipulators) to cover something up from the masses / sheeple so they dont panic and shit themselves, and the elected officials can continue to spin their manipulation via the main stream media.

The mass UFO sightings over Arizona were merely swamp gas, so the thousands of people who filmed, photographed and witnessed these events first hand have no idea what they were until we told them it was only swamp gas - much like the experimental covid toxic clotshots that everybody lined up and volunteered for at blind total risk for their health (and their children), but the swamp gas is that they are safe, effective and will stop you from dying. Swamp gas has been around as long as politicians have been around.

swamp gas by ratsbackside January 15, 2023

swamp gas 

a particularly nasty smelling fart that lingers in the room for several minutes after being emitted from the anus; flatulence

Evonna has some major swamp gas today! She farted over five minutes ago and I can still smell it!

swamp gas by Krazy K December 21, 2002

swamp gas 

FBI code word for ghosts and/or UFOs

nothing to worry about here, just some swamp gas caused a flare in the atmosphere...

swamp gas by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

Swamp Gas 

Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.

Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!

Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.

Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.

Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.

Swamp Gas by Jerman900 October 23, 2022

Swamp Gas 

Methane like odor that lingers in the air after a coworker rips a nasty fart.

Claude filled the office with swamp gas today. It was horrible.

Swamp Gas by DamnCorkins April 17, 2015

Swamp gas 

The stinky, uncomfortable farts and shits sometimes suffered after a long night of drinking lots of beer.

Man, I had so much nasty ice last night. I have a stanky case of the swamp gas!

Swamp gas by Leoton September 11, 2010

Cajun Swamp Gas 

Thick, pungent, lingering gas that is the result of eating blackened seasoned foods. Blackening is one of the most flavorful ways to prepare food that will leave you with spicy elemented swamp gas. The hallmarks of Cajun Swamp Gas are its spice filled after notes and their power to linger in the air for extended periods. Makes for the best, but the worst, dutch ovens.

Carl couldn't resist eating a giant blackened shrimp po' boy for dinner. The blackened seasoning fired up Carl's bowels and he was dropping Cajun Swamp Gas all night. It was so ripe that he gave his girlfriend a dutch oven to share the rancid stench.

Cajun Swamp Gas by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015