Ultimate Swaggers

Someone who holds the most swag known to man
“Bro that outfit is fire, you got ultimate swaggers
by Ultimate Swaggers May 05, 2021
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swaggers dozen

A numerical amount to describe an abundance of swag.
"Yo how much swag do you got?"
"A swaggers dozen"
swag swagger fuck boy
by archie69 May 04, 2015
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sans-swagger

Describes a person without any swagger. Generally refers to someone without swagger that thinks they do.
You should try Axe Sans-Swagger Body Wash.
by thuc March 01, 2011
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Swagger Jackson

Michael Jackson is otherwise known as Swagger Jackson who could not even jack a sons bald eagle.
The only bald eagle Swagger Jackson could ever jack from a son is when little boys pants are 50% off.
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Nate Swagger

Nate Swagger is so cool
by Swaggy Moose September 08, 2022
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Swaggerment

Thé swaggerment way of saying something is swag it’s the swaggerest of the swags
“So how was it?”
Swaggerment.”

“I just bought you a 180cm tall Nagito Komaeda cardboard cutout
“That’s swaggerment
by Nagito Komaeda’s boyfriend November 16, 2023
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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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