A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.
I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.
by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021
Get the Swab the poop deck mug.
when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive
yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!
by Derek January 14, 2004
Get the Swab the poop deck mug.