Susan refers to a crazy woman. The Susan is deadly and loves lauraette. The Susan knows all lauraettes personal passwords and broke into her home. The Susan has battled a shaolin monk and won because she's so crazy.
by Sexymamahatesurdrama July 11, 2018
Susan- 42 Year Old lady with 3 kids who play soccer. She is a former member of your schools PTA. She brings oatmeal raisin cookies to them and coffee. Best friends with Karen and is married to John Middleton. She goes shopping at Ross and sometimes Marshals. She does sewing with her mother, Pam Rattlinback. She was mentioned in The Real Housewives Of Orange County. She was kicked off the show after she had an argument with Shannon Beador and threw her starbucks drink at her face. Oh and the starbucks drink was a pumpkin spice latte.
Susan: Hey guys I brought cookies!
Everyone: *stares at Susan in silence*
Everyone: Continues talking...
Susan: *Sits down*
Everyone: *stares at Susan in silence*
Everyone: Continues talking...
Susan: *Sits down*
by Susan Rattlinback November 12, 2019
Susan is a woman who really likes dogs and other women. She probably wears orange a lot, and won’t hesitate to throat-punch you if you irritate her. Oddly enough, she is liked by almost everyone.
by Hawkclaw August 2, 2019
This woman is an extremist. Control freak. Clean freak. Makes mountains out of mole hills. rarely answers your calls.. Would do anything for her children. Refuses to cut the cord. Tends to cuss ALOT. Loves coffee and cigarettes. Complains of her mother's actions, yet is blinded by her own actions that sometimesss..reflect her mother's.. her laughs can cause seizures to one's ears..yet is hilarious sometimes.. judgemental and refuses to be judged. Means well. Loves hard. Allregic to things yet loves those things.. No man can handle her needs because she won't settle for anything less than expected. Amazing. Beautiful singer.. always finds a way. DONT mess with her things, friends, or family... dont knock on her door and stand there.. she aint coming to the door and Hiding behind the Blinds for a reason.. sometimes always misunderstood... strong.. independent..Fierce.. will not leave the house if not made up and showered.. Anyone who has a Susane in their life cant let her go because you love her and she loves you no matter what.
by Susigurl1 August 14, 2017
Susan is an amazing girl, She is very talented at what she does (Photography..) She put's alot of time and effort into them, Just like she does alot of things. She enjoys Partying and having fun. She is a very Beautiful, funny girl with an Incredible sense of humor, And an Incredibly sexy Laugh and accent. Her culture is a Polish one, Which is a very Indistinct one at that. Everybody who is with Susan agree's she is one of the most Beautiful People around.
Careful, you don't want to miss out on her, She truly is the most Amazing person you will ever meet.
Careful, you don't want to miss out on her, She truly is the most Amazing person you will ever meet.
Man 1 "Hey man, Did you meet Susan?
Man 2 "Yeah, She's an Amazing Girl"
Man 1 "Don't take her for Granted, She's a Keeper"
Man 2 "Yeah, She's an Amazing Girl"
Man 1 "Don't take her for Granted, She's a Keeper"
by AussieMeth December 30, 2011
by Pussy_master69 March 9, 2019
Susan is the type of lady who knows you better than you know yourself. She's pretty magical, some would say she can create potato chips merely from her bare hands and no potatoes. She detests Shark Tank for its competitive culture, but is willing to watch it if it means spending time with her loved ones.
She greets you ten times, just to-you know-be friendly. People compare her to Jesus, but that's just hearsay. Is she Jesus? No. But, has anyone ever seen her and Jesus in the same room at the same time? No, they have not.
She greets you ten times, just to-you know-be friendly. People compare her to Jesus, but that's just hearsay. Is she Jesus? No. But, has anyone ever seen her and Jesus in the same room at the same time? No, they have not.
Woman: "Wow, what is that beautiful scent you're wearing?"
Susan: "I haven't showered since 1972. Guess it's just my natural scent."
Susan: "I haven't showered since 1972. Guess it's just my natural scent."
by susanisthebest August 31, 2017