Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?
surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.