A man who goes to great lengths to avoid risk, embarassment, or exposure. i.e., if the belt should break, the suspenders will keep his pants on. Not quite paranoid, but on his way there. Can also be said of a man with something to hide. (or less than something as the case may be)
Lars, a realbelt-and-suspenders man, saves every single email he sends and receives and archives them to CD, claiming "you just can't be too careful".
As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.
1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.
2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.
1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.
2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.