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[suppenders] by berneece February 5, 2009
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belt-and-suspenders man
A man who goes to great lengths to avoid risk, embarassment, or exposure. i.e., if the belt should break, the suspenders will keep his pants on. Not quite paranoid, but on his way there. Can also be said of a man with something to hide. (or less than something as the case may be)
Lars, a real belt-and-suspenders man, saves every single email he sends and receives and archives them to CD, claiming "you just can't be too careful".
belt-and-suspenders man by Rex Cavendish February 9, 2005
Reverse Splenderson
1. When your pour a packet of Splenda on your penis while engaging in sexual activities (can also coincide with the use of 2 cigars)
2. A mythical white claw flavor
2. A mythical white claw flavor
As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.
Reverse Splenderson by URSPECIALK99 June 2, 2020
Rainbow suspenders
Suspenders that have the colors of the rainbow.
Rainbow suspenders by Shady51 March 23, 2004
suspenders
the best addition to any outfit
great on any guy, not so great on chix cuz they have to either smush or go around the boobs
great on any guy, not so great on chix cuz they have to either smush or go around the boobs
everyone wears suspenders
if you watched "gone in 60 seconds," sphinx, memphis' friend wore them, and he was kick ass
if you watched "gone in 60 seconds," sphinx, memphis' friend wore them, and he was kick ass
suspenders by the guy who wrote this April 24, 2006
Jesus with suspenders!
Jesus with suspenders! by gid13 May 11, 2009
snake's suspenders
1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.
2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.
2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.
1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.
2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.
2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.
snake's suspenders by Noh Panse October 30, 2007
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