superglue sally 

A woman's coochie that is so tight that when a man enters his male genitalia into it, it cannot be pulled out. It becomes stuck to the walls of the woman's vagina, and 100% chance of ejaculation occurs, due to the extreme sexual sensation to the penis. Therefore, a woman with such a cooch is deemed in possession of a superglue sally.

guy #1: yo, why you in the hospital?
guy #2: I had sex with a superglue sally last night. That thing almost took off my entire penis.

superglue sally by ilovecottoncandy May 4, 2020

SuperGlueologist 

A person who is an expert at
making ANY repair of ANY OBJECT
with the use of SuperGlue.

My friend insists that he is
a Superglueologist, as he can--and
will--fix anything broken by using
SuperGlue on it.

SuperGlueologist by keakasmom August 24, 2008

Superglue 

A condition where couples literally can't stop spending all their time together and consistently skank their friends off over a given period of time.

Joe: Hey Frank, what do you think Marseille is up to tonight? Do you think he's game for drinks down the White Horse?

Frank: Dunno man, but that kids got some serious superglue issues...

Superglue by cookoomashu October 16, 2010

superfluidiot 

n.
a portmanteau of superfluous and Idiot. used to describe someone who is and Idiot for being superfluous.

see the 320 definitions of Emo
or the 149 definitions of britney spears
to see the sort of things that a superfluidiot
might spend their time doing

superfluidiot by Colte the Pirate February 3, 2007

super glued 

Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation (drunkenness).

Damn, Frank drank the rest of that fifth of Jim Beam. By the end of the afternoon, he was super glued!

super glued by Frank Klaune April 23, 2005

superbleeder 

someone who wears a superman shirt, but bleeds from the chestplate when you shoot him.

Don't wear that shirt, wear a shirt that says i bleed from the chestplate if you shoot me, and i wont shoot you, superbleeder.

superbleeder by kodi_bear October 21, 2005

Redneck Superglue 

Redneck superglue is a nickname for duct tape. Which is often used to temporarily fix broken items around the house quickly, and cheaply, just long enough for professional help arrives to properly fix the problem.

Kevin: Hey man the pipe in my kitchen sink just sprung a leak, what should I do?

Bob: Wrap it in some Redneck Superglue, then call a plumber.

Redneck Superglue by Mr. Cannonball Jones September 9, 2011