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Super poop 

a poop that is a least eight inches long and three inches thick. A person that accidentally forgets to poop one day might have a super poop but it won't be a real one because you took more than one day. Also, if you have a super poop three consecutive days twice in one month, you become a professional super pooper.
Mike- Dude, i just had a super poop!
Charlie- Awesome!
Mike- Wanna see it?
Charlie- Yeah man. Which bathroom is it in?
Mike-the one right bye the TV room
Charlie- Oh well, i was only watching Family Guy.
Super poop by Drummond July 21, 2007

super poop 

A baby. So called because the mechanics of having a baby are akin to taking a dump but heavier. Credit goes to my friend Diego for inventing this term.
Mary had a super poop, he weighed 5 ounces.
super poop by PooWarrior November 2, 2010

super poop 

when your poop fires out at 600 mph and its watery
he had a super poop
super poop by frysfpos July 21, 2019

Super-poop 

Whether in grade school or college, having to take a dumb between classes but having five minutes or less to do so. This includes walking to/from classes, gathering belongings, and weaving through massive crowds of people.
" Damn, you got here like right as the bell rang.." "Sorry, I stopped to take a super-poop."
Super-poop by Keepitgoing June 15, 2017

Super Poop Stain 

When you take a drag off a bowl, then a drag off a cigarette and then do a shot of Liqour without exhaling until you've swallowed the shot.
Do you remember Kenny from Mallozzis in Rotterdam? He was the master at doing Super Poop Stains!!!

super pooper scooper