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superwank 

Wanking at the speed of light.
"Mmmmmmmm... ooh, my hand's blurring!" - Superman
superwank by Dr. Jackass April 23, 2005

supertanker 

Jeff: Holy fuck that girl is fat!

John: She's a fucking supertanker!!
supertanker by CMBC February 22, 2011

superdank headies 

The best weed possible, super sticky, slow burning, and fucks you up in the head like real headies do.

Created after verbal tradition of calling good weed headies and wet sticky stuff superdank then transformed into verbal excitement with emphasis on a high pitched heeeeaadiezz!
Man all this weed in Amsterdam is SUPERDANK HEADIES son, lets go smoke.
superdank headies by BL423D October 19, 2007

superwanking 

Superwanking is when you are standing on a roof on a dramatically stormy and windy day, you are wearing a cape and nothing else money shot off the building and with your non wanking hand you need it outstretched like superman
Yo you see thet geezer up there, hes pulling off a sweet one, hes superwanking.

Sunrise Superwank 

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
Sunrise Superwank by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020

supertanker 

an extremely large breast on an extremely skinny, and or short woman.
that little bitch has some incredible supertankers.
supertanker by sick December 14, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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