super jank

A phrase made by humans meaning really sketchy or janky.

That homemade, three wheeled car is super jank.

by DeanWholeMalk May 25, 2018

superwank

Wanking at the speed of light.

"Mmmmmmmm... ooh, my hand's blurring!" - Superman

by Dr. Jackass April 23, 2005

supertanker

An extremely large woman

Jeff: Holy fuck that girl is fat!

John: She's a fucking supertanker!!

by CMBC February 22, 2011

superdank headies

The best weed possible, super sticky, slow burning, and fucks you up in the head like real headies do.

Created after verbal tradition of calling good weed headies and wet sticky stuff superdank then transformed into verbal excitement with emphasis on a high pitched heeeeaadiezz!

Man all this weed in Amsterdam is SUPERDANK HEADIES son, lets go smoke.

by BL423D October 19, 2007

superwanking

Superwanking is when you are standing on a roof on a dramatically stormy and windy day, you are wearing a cape and nothing else money shot off the building and with your non wanking hand you need it outstretched like superman

Yo you see thet geezer up there, hes pulling off a sweet one, hes superwanking.

by Ya boi eat that pussy 444 October 21, 2017

supertank

Any war tank that can reliably overpower an enemy force outnumbering it.

Bro did you hear? That supertank wiped out a whole fleet.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy January 8, 2022

Sunrise Superwank

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.

1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.

by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020