When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after
sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to
whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you
get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.
2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning.
Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with
Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.