Sunflowering

An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans vagina and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.

Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!

Sunflowering by hubGX January 13, 2009

sunflowering

The sensual art of gently splaying one's digits whilst manually penetrating the anus/vagina, usually precluded by an instance of the silent duck.

Jimmy: "Ouch! You cunt! That wasn't the silent duck!"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to this increasingly sensual act?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well James, this is me gently splaying my fingers within your tight, supple batty crease. Your sister likes to call it "sunflowering".
Jimmy: "Gee whiz Mum, this is the best birthday ever..!"

sunflowering by Jimmy's Sister February 23, 2008

Sunflowering

An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans vagina and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.

Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!

Sunflowering by hubGX January 13, 2009

sunflowering

The act of puking whilst covering your mouth with your hand, thus spreading the puke in the shape of a sunflower.

Elliott drank too much hard liquor and wound up sunflowering everyone at the party.

sunflowering by Dr. Mysterio June 28, 2011

Sunflowering

When you insert your hand into a vagina with your fingers shut and open them while going deeper and deeper

I was sunflowering her last night

Sunflowering by ThisIsZelda July 22, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019