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sunflowering

The sensual art of gently splaying one's digits whilst manually penetrating the anus/vagina, usually precluded by an instance of the silent duck.
Jimmy: "Ouch! You cunt! That wasn't the silent duck!"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to this increasingly sensual act?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well James, this is me gently splaying my fingers within your tight, supple batty crease. Your sister likes to call it "sunflowering".
Jimmy: "Gee whiz Mum, this is the best birthday ever..!"
sunflowering by Jimmy's Sister February 23, 2008
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Sunflowering

An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans vagina and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.
Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!

Sunflowering by hubGX January 13, 2009

sunflowering

The act of puking whilst covering your mouth with your hand, thus spreading the puke in the shape of a sunflower.
Elliott drank too much hard liquor and wound up sunflowering everyone at the party.
sunflowering by Dr. Mysterio June 28, 2011

Sunflowering

When you insert your hand into a vagina with your fingers shut and open them while going deeper and deeper
I was sunflowering her last night
Sunflowering by ThisIsZelda July 22, 2017

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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