summerlin mom

wears lulu, even if she hasn’t worked out all day
drives a white mercedes

goes to yoga class every morning

When I grow up, I want to be a summerlin mom

summerlin mom by jtbean May 26, 2018

Summerlin Mom

A Summerlin mom is a Rich entitled Gated community living European Karen that lives in Las Vegas. They usually have Golden Knight season tickets and use their husband's Black AMEX card to buy anything they need to keep up with their neighbors. Their children usually go to private schools, and only work minimally for play money. They love boxed wine and getting plastic surgery. They like to wear VGK glitter jackets and work out and tan during the day. They are a running joke on the VGK Keeping It Real fan page on FB. Vegas Ron has trademarked this term.

I saw a Summerlin mom at Costco wearing a Golden Knight Glitter jacket getting into her Tesla with a case of boxed wine.

Summerlin Mom by VEGASRON January 6, 2022