Suitcaser

Someone who has a separate residence from their parents but they still go home for the weekend to mooch off of their parents on a regular basis.

My college roommate is going home for the seventh straight weekend, what a suitcaser.

by MAD 911 November 16, 2009

Suitcasing

A term derived from prison to describe the action of concealing an object up ones anal cavity.

To avoid getting caught, Johnny was suitcasing his glass dick before the cops arrived.

by Muffy Julian June 21, 2010

Shoving something up your ass thats no supose to go there.

The dude suitcased the drugs when the police pulled him over.

by Spankey Moore December 16, 2007

To his or conceal illegal contraband, via glory hole or poop shoot.

I had to get home without any bullshit hassle, so decided I was suitcasing it.

to hide things in your ass, usually used in jail

"wow who would of thought Dr Quin Medicine Woman could of suitcased 47 plastic army men, she is an inspiration to us all"

by michael lowe May 10, 2007

To pay for something all at once with cash, typically in a suitcase.

Fuck lay-away. Imma suitcase that TV, straight up.

I don't have no mortgage payments because when I bought that house, I suitcased it.

by jcmoney10 December 3, 2011

I suitcased xtc last night, it was fuckin' weird.

by ajiggy October 24, 2003