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Suicide Watch 

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A term widely known to all athletes. Failure to the degree that one would rather cause harm to themselves than to bear the embarrassment. Goes best with a cold glass of Bleach or a taunt rope.
Jaison Heard really messed that inning up, looks like he is on suicide watch again tonight.
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suicide watch 

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When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.

Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!

TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
suicide watch by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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suicide watch 

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What white folks will be under when a man with the name Barack Hussein Obama wins the US presidency.
CNN: "It's just been reported that Senator Barack Hussein Obama has been elected as the new president of president of United states of America"

Donald: Noooooooooooohohhohohoohooooo

Mother: keep an close eye on your father while i go to the grocery store kids.

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suicide watch by coolT February 8, 2008
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suicide watch 

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The act of taking a friend/relative out for heavy drinking after a traumatic event, ostensibly to prevent them from killing themselves.
"Me and Wade got shattered when we took Keith out on suicide watch after he blew the save in the 9th."
suicide watch by Pigpen Jen September 11, 2006
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Suicide Watch 

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When an individual goes on an MDMA bender and all their seratonin has depleated & they feel like a coward. Loyal friends provide suicide watch & pretend friends avoid them.
trog consumed 5 caps & in the midst of his come down sent his crush on 5 back to back text messages. Then he was put on suicide watch by Sam.
Suicide Watch by Trog10 October 15, 2013
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suicide watch chatroom karma

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Nigel having suicidal thoughts about remaining an incel into the afterlife
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Mutual Suicide Watch 

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an up and coming metal band from Mchenry/island lake illinois, i highly suggest that u check them out
MAN: "No Man's Land is one of the best songs by Mutual Suicide Watch"

GUY: "Chyeah!!"
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crunchy 

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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