When a female is masturbating, right before busting your nut yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Oh girl I can’t go out tonight I got grounded when I failed the suicide rub.
by Ur actually mother April 26, 2020
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A moment/event which is so unfortunate or tragic, due to which, even if a person commits suicide, it's completely understandable.
Tim: I was working on my essay since two hours straight, and I took a break for 'bout 2 minutes. That's when my mum walked in, and she thought, I was lurking this all time around! I
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!
by Internet Human January 27, 2017
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When you're destroying your own existence, harming yourself, your fellow victims, or sacrifice yourself in favour of your ego, certain values, or your exclusivity. See also: Hasad

Equivalent of Alexandria Library burning but you do it by yourself, in some cases

This kind of people will only continue a problem, or worsen it, and will not solve it, creating a vicious circle. And/or this kind people will also create new problems for their ego
I don't usually open Discord but I have the notification enabled, and recently I saw the notification that the Internet Archive is being sued by book publishers. I think it's suicide in a quote or "suicide" because they do it for money, and later they will regret it because it worth more than money and once they lost, they cannot be recovered. They're starting another Alexandria Library burning but this time, they burn their own wisdom or knowledge

Some are not grateful and keep hoarding money by using greedy practices or corruption, even they're already rich, for some reason

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Whoever who was bullied but then supports bullying is the type of person who suicide in a quote. Why would you support bullying if you have bullied? You're killing yourself

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Someone cares you and accepts you openly crying, but you suicide in a quote by saying "crying is not manly," in favour of "masculinity." How stupid are you? How dare you sacrifice yourself for a fake masculinity or toxic masculinity? Hypocrisy is like leukemia, it will kill yourself when you need a help or support, and remember that there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. Not all cries are weak, and we men aren't taught about positive cries, like in cute art. Stop gendering bullshit, there's no such thing as genders in basic human feelings and anything inanimate/intangible, and it is a taboo that designed to limit certain demographics from becoming great
by PuniUwUCute March 25, 2023
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the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.
I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide
by Derpy_berger July 22, 2022
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A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.
Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.
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You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone
q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"
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A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
by Oppressionator May 21, 2019
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