Suck a shit

Used to express your anger at someone when they have annoyed you.

Johnson: "Nice t-shirt faggot"
Alberto: "Suck a shit Johnson, suck a shit!"

by Ahleeks March 15, 2011

Suck a shit

A combination of “eat shit” and “suck a dick”. To be used as an insult, When you can’t decide which to use

Person A: “Hey bro, could you help me with my homework?”

Person B: “nah bro, suck a shit”

Person A: “eat shit and suck a dick”
Person B: “nah,you can suck a shit”

by Slanggmaker88 November 11, 2020

Suck my shit

insult implying that you desire another party to ingest your fecal matter

joe: what's up fag
kris: ah suck my shit you puss

by Krispy Nilsen February 16, 2009

suck the shit out

When one literally sucks the crap out of another individual's ass.

Person 1: my colon has been backed up for a while, I haven't had a decent movement ever since then.
Person 2: Want me to suck the shit out for ya?
Person 3: That would be lovely!

by Ok,now cough January 3, 2016

shit sucks

Used to describe a very unpleasant situation. Past tense would be "shit sucked"

"On my way to work today some jackass slammed into my car and completely smashed my bumper. I have like no money to get it fixed right now. Shit sucks."

by Anon#12394 March 14, 2012

shit sucks

Commonly used on internet forums, "shit sucks" is short for "This shit fucking sucks", meaning "This situation is horrible."

I got run over by a car. Shit sucks.

I got the flu the day before graduation. Shit sucks.

My girlfriend dumped me after I bought her an expensive gift. Shit sucks.

I realized that I was wearing only my underwear at the interview. Needless to say, shit sucks.

by Kyothine June 9, 2009

this shit sucks

Everything that unfolds during the workday and about 75% of events outside of the same workday.

I burnt myself on an exhaust pipe and my wife bitched me out for leaving a napkin on the coffee table. This shit sucks.

by Wrldgoesround March 24, 2016