Sucks a left nut

Originated by Jim Eldridge.

The phrase means to suck beyond all comprehension and reason. To suck worse than even sucking a regular nut.

"Check out the camber on this wheel arm, and the tread loss on my back tire, man. That sucks a left nut!"

lance sucks nuts

a shemale that likes to suck big hairy balls

So you pulled a lance sucks nuts last night?

by nutsucks September 26, 2009

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one

by Left nut November 19, 2017

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.

Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 12, 2021

an insult used to spite someone, derived from the fact that the right but is clearly superior

by a kool persono April 2, 2020

*moaning noises* ash baby suck ON them- aaah I'm about to cum😩

by taesrealwife🤨 September 12, 2021

the greatest insult in the world, especially when it is said by someone with mental deficiencies and a strangly high voice

by queenhead6969 May 10, 2010