Such a Guy 

An easy going dude, with a big dick.

Girl 1: "Damn, boyfriend is such a guy, like, he's dick is so fucking big."
Girl 2: "Ugh, if only I had such a guy like him."

Such a Guy by The Butt Fuck May 6, 2018

such a guy 

describes a guy on the ice who does everything right. everyone loves "such a guy". most likely MVP and/or fan favorite. More than often is the captain or assistant captain on the team

Reebs: OMG Rick did you see Jayden dangle the puck before he scored?
Rick: Yeah! He's such a guy

Reebs: Awe, so cute how he hugged Sami after he scored
Rick: He's such a guy. No wonder he's the captain

such a guy by reeboooo October 24, 2019

Such a guy 

A classic, stereotypical man who acts like a neanderthal, not thinking logically, but childishly

*cleans something messy with his bare hands instead of a rag* “wow, you act like such a guy”

Such a guy by Ryleeexo May 21, 2022

I'm such a nice guy. 

A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.

Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

I'm such a nice guy. by SunshineSam218 March 6, 2021