The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you
Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast
The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022
The "Stinky Stunner" is a special move by the underground wrestler "Stone Cold Stink Austin." It's his signature move of picking his butt to provide feces on his fist before knocking the opponent out cold.
by Carousel Carnie February 3, 2020
If you don't roll over, I'll give you the morning stunner.
Who needs an alarm clock when you have the morning stunner?
Who needs an alarm clock when you have the morning stunner?
by Anita Dick April 22, 2005
by Shaneo October 17, 2003
by Keep. It. A. Shh April 21, 2022
When You have a Condom Catastrophe which in the end results in at least one STD if not possibly more! "Next time wrap that bitch up tighter!"
Remeber that condom catastrophe I told you about.. well now I got some STD stunner news from my Doctor!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
As you're making out with your girlfriend/buss down/ setup (standing), stop and get her to start talking about some random bullshit you don't care about. While she is midsentence give her the Stone Cold Stunner, knocking her out completely. Then do your thang. You'll have approximately 45 minutes so act quickly.
Side Note: If the Stunner doesn't knock her out on the first try, you may wanna try the sleeper hold or even The People's Elbow. Shoutout to 1990s WWF.
Side Note: If the Stunner doesn't knock her out on the first try, you may wanna try the sleeper hold or even The People's Elbow. Shoutout to 1990s WWF.
Example 1
Male 1: So how'd it go last night?
Male 2: All she wanted to do was makeout. So I got her in a conversation about her ex-boyfriend and Steubenville Stunnered her ass!
Example 2
Male 1: Bro, we ran Polar Express on her!
Male 2: How'd you manage that!?! She hasn't put out since Bob Barker hosted The Price Is Right!
Male 1: Performed a grade A Steubenville Stunner.
Male 2: Nice.
Male 1: So how'd it go last night?
Male 2: All she wanted to do was makeout. So I got her in a conversation about her ex-boyfriend and Steubenville Stunnered her ass!
Example 2
Male 1: Bro, we ran Polar Express on her!
Male 2: How'd you manage that!?! She hasn't put out since Bob Barker hosted The Price Is Right!
Male 1: Performed a grade A Steubenville Stunner.
Male 2: Nice.
by SGT. NAFTA December 5, 2010