stump hung

Nailing the dick of a sexual predator to a tree stump with a wide head 10 penny nail, miles from passers-by. Leaving said sexual predator nailed to the stump with only a small lightweight knife to "free" himself with by cutting off his dick or die from exposure.

Imagine a greasy country boy with no dick! He was stump hung.

by TacoSauceKidd February 21, 2011

stumphung

Having nails driven through one's testicles into a tree stump, usually for impregnating someone's daughter.

I'd hit that, but I'd end up getting stumphung by her old man!

by snm77 March 12, 2011